Mvslim
Sometimes it’s really hard not to laugh when people start talking to you. For instance when guys are trying to flirt with the most insane chat-up lines ever. We searched for a few and it didn’t take that long to find some crazy stuff guys have been using. Here’s an example of Muslim flirt lines that didn’t really work out.
1. “Is your father a terrorist? ‘Cause you da bomb!”
2. “Can I have your number, so I can wake you up for Fajr?”
3. “Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing being single?”
4. “I’d like to be more than your brother in Islam…”
5. “Hi I’m the perfect brother, they told me you were looking for me?”
6. “We’re allowed to marry 4, but I just want you because you’re a 10.”
7. “I bet your hijab says Made in Paradise.”
8. “I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?”
9. “Are you from Saudi Arabia? Everytime I see you, you Mecca brother weak.”
10. “You’re Muslim? Because I would change Gods for ya…”
11. “Wanna pray at the mosque? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”
12. “Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.”
13. “OH MY GOD! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me!”
14. “I didn’t trip over my thobe. I fell for you…”
15. “Your right hand needs to be cut off, because you stole my heart.”
16. “Allah blessed you with everything except my phone number.”
17. “I know halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin’?!”
18. “I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.”
19. “Can I have a picture of you so I can show my daddy what I want for Eid?”
20. “Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.”
21. “Are you an Islamic loan? Because I don’t understand how you keep saying you have no interest.”
22. “You wanna be my first wife? No? What about the second?”
23. “You remind me of the Ka’aba. I could walk around you all day long.”
So guys, could you at least be a little more original?
